In the future we'll all be gay
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.