super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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