I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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