I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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