FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
