so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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