Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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