U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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