We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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