You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
