Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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