Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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