Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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