We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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