New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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