i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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