Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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