I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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