true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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