what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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