theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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