So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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