I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This is my gift to your gina
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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