i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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