Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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