Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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