What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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It's official drugs can't kill me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
MIDGETS
????
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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