Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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