i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Someone came in the potted fern
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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