So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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