is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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