do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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