U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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