Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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