i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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