Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it's like heaven, but drunker
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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