Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Randomize
