We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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