if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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