? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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