Just fell off a train. Bad.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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