There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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