I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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