i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
A+ Viking dick
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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