What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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