Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I am puke
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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