let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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