do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
All I want is dick and wine.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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