I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
it was like eating out sand paper
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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