Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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