super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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