U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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