i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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