I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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